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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 09:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

One year from World Cup opener, FIFA leaves questions unanswered on tickets and security - AP News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The 6 ChatGPT settings you need to change to get the most out of the AI chatbot - Mashable

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

James Webb telescope unveils largest-ever map of the universe, stretching from present day to the dawn of time - Live Science

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Why do SpaceX rockets keep exploding? - The Verge

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

How can The Telegraph criticize US debt as a 'danger to the global economy' when the UK government is also drowning in debt?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What sparked your interest in books and how did you develop a love for them? What are the advantages and disadvantages of being an avid reader?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Guy Hears Cries During Hailstorm — Then Saves An Entire Family - The Dodo - For Animal People

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

So they tried

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Still no good

Nintendo Switch 2 owners urged not to skip crucial step setting up their new consoles - GAMINGbible

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

MAGA activist Steve Bannon claims Elon Musk got physical with Scott Bessent, reveals all details - The Economic Times

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

How many trans people are lawful gun owners?